Ways to Surprise Your Boyfriend and Get Surprised in Return

If your boyfriend likes surprises like all the other guys then read the following article. Before you read on and utilize the valuable tips that will be given in this article on ways to surprise your boyfriend, it is important to understand how guys evolved to be such big surprise lickers. Genetically or biologically or historically or by any other English word that ends with an ‘lly’, guys have the right to be surprised. Guys absolutely adore surprises. It is in the male psyche to be always surprised and that is why most of the guys hang about with their eyes and mouths wide open. They are surprised at everything because the male has not understood anything that happens around him ever since civilization began. Guys love all surprises and are not partial to any of the surprise varieties. Pleasant surprises, happy surprises, shocking surprises, delightful surprises, lovely surprises and stinking surprises are all treated equally by all the male Homo sapiens.

It probably all started when god created man on earth. God created man on earth and man was delightfully surprised when god chose him to be the only representative. This soon turned to a horrible surprise when god decided to break a bone from the first man to make the first woman. That was probably the first shocking surprise and from that day, man always looks out for surprises. Now that you have understood the male psyche and his cravings for surprises, here are some interesting ways that you can use in surprising your boyfriend.

On his birthday you can gift him a pair of old unwashed sneakers with a baby skunk inside that you stole from the beggar who hangs around in your neighborhood or give him a French kiss after a week of not brushing or cleaning your mouth. These two stinking surprises will truly elevate his mood. Another good idea is to tell him that you are a lesbian and you fancy his sister more than him. This shocking surprise will make him your slave for the rest of his life. The perfect surprise and the one which is the all time favorite of intelligent women is to tell him on your anniversary that you are actually a man and had a sex change just before you met him for the first time. Try these surprises and see what a surprise package your boyfriend can be.

Rajiv Karran