Sweet Things to say to your Boyfriend – How to make your boyfriend Stick to you like Gum

Everybody thinks girls are more romantic than boys. Nothing can be more far from the truth than this statement. In fact boys are the truly romantic species among all of god’s creations. It is a myth that boys are dull heads when it comes to matters of the heart. A myth that has been propagated and spread by the stronger sex, which is the female sex! This evil propagation was done so that the women can continue to dominate in a romantic relationship and subjugate the boys to a level of slaves. This is why you can see boys acting like slaves in front of their girlfriends. Girls keep the boys wrapped around their pinkies and make sure that the boys are always on their beck and call. Boys have lived centuries through this unfair treatment and have never complained even once.

Though the majority of the fairer sex treats their love partners (In this case only males) as something that does not have any heart or feelings, a small minority among them has realized their mistakes and wants to atone for their sins and their sins of their creed by being sweet to their boyfriends. This article is meant for the extremely rare and pure kind souls among the female fraternity like you. Here we will demonstrate three examples of how to be sweet and say sweet things to your boyfriend.

Suppose your boyfriend and you are in the movies and you are drooling for your twelfth packet of popcorn but you want to be sweet to him and not hurt his sensitive feelings you can say in a sweet voice “ You stupid oaf! Can’t you see I am hungry”? This will most definitely please him and he will run and get your twelfth popcorn packet with happy tears in his eyes. The second example is when he invites you to meet his parents for the first time and he introduces you to his parents and what do you tell him? You sweetly refusing by saying “I don’t want to meet your horrible parents. Your pop stinks of cheap beer all the time and your mom look like an old witch”. This will make him understand and appreciate your honesty and will remain grateful to you for the rest of his life. The last example and probably the sweetest thing to tell him would be “I want to break up with you because I have fallen in love with the mental retard who lives next to me”. This will create a huge sense of relief in him and be assured that he will change his residence to the Sahara desert after that. It is important to note here that all the things you say should be in a very mild and assuring sweet tone.

Rajiv Karran