How to Get a Girlfriend in School – Simple Lessons from History

This article is meant for the poor students in school who are not taught the most important lesson in life, which is “How to get a girlfriend in school”? The art of getting a girlfriend has evolved over the years. For us to understand this great art form, we have to go back in history and try to understand its origins and trace its growth. For all the people who think the twin forms of courting and seducing is a recent development, this article will prove beyond a doubt that it is not so. This article is going to be an eye opener to all those who think that the seduction game can be played just by downloading a few tips from the Internet.

Now let us go back in history to the beginning of life. When god made the planet he made a male and a female called Adam and Eve. This is the most blasphemous statement in history and the biggest lie of all. When god created the planet, he made twenty men and one woman. God’s logic was that one woman was equal to twenty men in all respects. This created huge competition among the men to get the attention of the only woman on the planet. So here, the most successful Casanova was the strongest man among them all who simply socked the living daylights out of his competitors and got the girl he wanted. The roman times and the middle ages saw further growth in this art form. Now there was a sense of class and refinement to this game. Now wannabe lovers tried to talk to their competitors first. They argued, cajoled and threatened the competition in a nice polite way. They only resorted to the last resort of stabbing someone in their backsides after all their reasoning did not work. It is important to note here that nobody actually cared what the women wanted.

Coming to the present, today’s schools are very similar to the prehistoric times and the Middle Ages. Any student with a keen observation sense would have noticed the key point in the article. The key point is muscle power. So the point is, if you want to get that girl that you fancy or any girl in school for that matter, the first thing for you to do is hit the gym. Get some muscles and hit the living daylights out of all guys at school till you are the only man standing. Girls don’t have a choice now, do they? A pretty simple pre-historic technique but very effective! If you want to adopt the middle ages strategy you can first debate with other students and reason with then on why you alone are suitable for that girl. If this doesn’t work you can hire some local thugs to beat the senses out of your rivals. So in summary, we can safely say that history has taught us a few simple lessons in getting a girlfriend. Develop muscle or get enough money to hire muscle!

Rajiv Karran