How to Get a Girlfriend and Regret for the Rest of your Life

The first thing that any guy wants to get once he reaches puberty and some guys even much before that is not a computer or a cell phone or a motorbike. He does not even want an iPod or any other cute gizmo. He wants to get a girlfriend. This is tough. The reason for this being a tough task is where do you get a girlfriend? He doesn’t know where to go for one and he is scared to ask his dad. C’mon a teenager cannot go and ask his dad or mom for a girlfriend. His sister being a girl might not have a clue and he cannot ask his brother either because his brother will surely tease him.

The only option left to him is to ask his buddies or his peer group. The only problem is his friends are as much confused as he is. He then looks at other resources like magazines or movies. He doesn’t get an idea that’s worth a dime. His teenage life is a misery and one day he suddenly finds himself in his twenties and he still doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some lucky guys end up having a girlfriend but that is because girls are smarter than guys in finding their partners. The story is the same with everybody and the story gets repeated again and again with everyone.

So how to get a girlfriend and beat all the odds is the question? The answer is quite simple. You don’t get a girlfriend; let the girls get you instead. Its easier said than that but how do we actually do that? The answers to this are quite simple. First thing to do is get rich quick. You can try anything to become another Bill Gates like stealing, smuggling or printing your own currency notes. You can get a plastic surgery done and look like Brad Pitt; this should work almost as well as the first plan. Now there are a lot of other good plans but if the plans above don’t work for you then nothing else will, leaving you to try the last final two plans. One, you can shift base to a remote island where there only women and not a guy around for a thousand miles. Two, you can get a sex change operation done, become a woman and get a boyfriend instead.

Rajiv Karran