Girlfriend Nicknames – Happy Nicknaming

Everybody likes nicknames. Nicknames are fun. Nicknames are cool. Everybody has nicknames too. Some are nice and some are cute. Some are a pain and you want to kill the person who first called you that. Everybody likes to be called Sexy Sam or Cute Cathy but nobody likes to be called Podgy Peter or Ugly Betty. Girls especially love nicknames. In fact, they will not hang out with any boy who does not have the creativity to create nice nicknames for them. Statistics go on to prove this fact and it is well known fact that girls of today prefer guys who have a good command over the language used in the country where they live. Good looks and wealth are not important to girls anymore. Hard luck all good looking and stinking rich guys!

Guys have realized this and more and more young people are trying to improve their vocabulary base. The more proficient you are in your language, the more chances you have of getting the girl of your dreams! Many guys are now enrolling in girlfriend nicknames institutes to get to expand their knowledge of nicknames and the nicknaming process, history and all that. You can even get to learn foreign nicknames to beat your local competition. You can learn Chinese nicknames or Eskimo nicknames to impress your girlfriends now. You can name your girl friend “nag-me-no” which in Chinese means “beautiful nagging girl with no brains”. You can try the very popular Eskimo nicknames like “lousygirlwithverybadbreath” which in English means “lousy girl with stinking breath” or the very exotic nickname “zuzuzupee” from an African tribal language that is yet to be named. “Zuzuzupee” in English means nothing, as linguistic experts are still trying to name the language first before figuring out the meaning of the word.

Try the above words or research for some more on the Internet and see how your girlfriends treat you with a newfound adoration and respect. It does not matter if the nickname has a meaning or not, what matters is how you say it. Say it with love and a stupid grin on your face and rest assured your girlfriend is going to hit the roof with excitement. Wishing you all the lucky guys who got to read this enlightening article, a happy nicknaming life ahead!

Rajiv Karran