Girlfriend Gifts – Wonderful Ways to Make her Happy

There are numerous ways to please your girlfriends and there are more number of ways to piss them off. Here we are only going to discuss on ways to please our girlfriends and not on ways to displease them because we are so good in the latter we do not need any extra guidance regarding that. As with all great works of research our study on this matter should start with a brief reference to history. All male Homo sapiens are programmed to do things to please the female Homo sapiens. We employ all methods to please our women often employing ingenious methods but more often employ stupid methods that inadvertently backfire and make us look like dumb chimpanzees.

This factor could be traced to the start of life on this planet. We all know about the Adam and Eve story. The version we all know is that Madam Eve gave Mr. Adam an apple, which he innocently ate and shared with his wife. We all know the result; endless misery to the humankind due to the loss of innocence. Eve was squarely blamed for this and to this day the woman is blamed for all of society’s ills. What really happened on that fateful day was that Adam was too lazy to go for the hunt to get food and to keep his wife nagging from hunger, he stole an apple from his neighbor’s garden little knowing that apple was grown with the help of dangerous chemical fertilizers. Eve ate that apple and suffered severe diarrhea for fifteen days. Since that day all women hate men especially the gifts that they give.

However there are still a few gifts in the favorite list of all women, these are called girlfriend gifts. There are quite a few of them but we will explore only a few here. Girls absolutely love surprises, so gift your girlfriend a cockroach well hidden in a gift watch box or a ring box. You will absolutely love the thrill on your girlfriends face when she opens the box because girls simply adore roaches. On her birthday you can be innovative and gift her a Gila monster. This will freak her out with happiness and she will never ever forget you or your gift for the rest of her life. The most precious gift that you can give her and the gift that tops her all time favorite list is when you elope with her best friend and leave her alone.

Rajiv Karran